I would just like to acknowledge to The Universe, rather than hiding and pretending otherwise, that I did not engage in the consuming of any black-eyed peas today, as is custom, mainly because I was not at any sort of [family]dinner in which they were served. I did not go to the supermarket to buy a bag of b.e.p.'s to mark the occasion for the ( Read more... )

Just in case the end is nigh and the Hayward goes ape nuts (my cat refuses to come in for the night) - nobody touch my shit after I die.

Ta.

<3

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To the Person or Persons Habitually Stealing My Tomatoes ( Read more... )

(reposting this from my facebook bc i'm still filled with wrath, as opposed to cream cheese frosting.)

TO THE COMPLETE COW WHO JUST TOOK ALL THE CUPCAKES:First of all, we work in office towers. Towers of offices. As one might infer, that is dull. It is repetitive. Granted, the view, is nice. It is one consolation of about three. That's not a ( Read more... )